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Joke of the Day
"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients."
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"My dad just had thought surgery and i asked him if he could still talk he said yes, and i'm about to email the doctor to see if i can get my bribe back."
"You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water."
"*donates body to science* Science: ""I have a boyfriend"""
"Where do otters come from? Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]"
"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."
"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"
"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""
"Donald Trump Does this count as putting the punchline in the title?"
"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"