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Joke of the Day
"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"
"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."
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"I just took a massive dump. Didn't know I had it in me."
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