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Joke of the Day
"I just took a massive dump. Didn't know I had it in me."
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"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"
"My wife gives incredible head aches..."
"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."
"How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the ""f"" out of the word ""way"". (get it yet...?)"
"I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie and he said we could discuss it tonight in a ""National Town Meeting."""
"What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese"
"They should hire people to stand in Times Square and yell ""WALK FASTER!"""
"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."