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Joke of the Day

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."

"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."

"I finally stopped my roomate from biting his nails. All i had to do was make him wear shoes."

"I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy... ...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque."

"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

"Why is president Putin so hard to rape He won't stop putin up a fight."

"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"

"Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""