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Joke of the Day
"""I'm turning into my dad"" -worst Animorphs ever"
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"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"
"My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."
"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""
"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."
"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"
"Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear"
"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"
"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."