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Joke of the Day
"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"
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"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4... one to drop it and three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUP!!!"
"Arnold's is long and hard.. The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it."
"By fluke, I just learned I could pop the head off a Dora Explorer doll, drill a hole in her leg, fill her with water, and use her as a bong."
"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""
"What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker? BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!"
"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."
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"What do you call a Jewish man's scrotum? Goldman Sachs"
"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"