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Joke of the Day
"I have better things to do with my time than my job."
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"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"
"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute after they finished? ""Keep the tip."""
"Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even"
"I'd like to think inside your box."
"13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing."
"A farmer plants a field of dildos. What does he get? Squatters."
"Good thing Brazil won...otherwise I'm pretty sure they would've just cancelled the rest of the World Cup."
"I just left my job, see why ? She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."
"A son says to his father... A son says to his father ""Dad, I forget. Am I awesome or fantastic?"" The father replies ""No son, you're autistic."""