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Joke of the Day
"I have better things to do with my time than my job."
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"Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned"
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
"Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?"
"Sh*t happens... I mean look at you."
"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"
"What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!"
"""Look on the bright side - at least there's more for us to drink with him gone"" is, apparently, not something one should say at a wake."
"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"What is the difference between a horse and a cabbage? I have never been hungry enough that I could eat a cabbage."