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Joke of the Day
"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute after they finished? ""Keep the tip."""
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"Finish this joke, ""I am Christian and I believe in science. In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University."" So far I have, ""Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."""