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Joke of the Day

"I just left my job, see why ? She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"

"This rude guy asked my wife if she shaves her asshole..... And she said ""No, my husband shaves himself""."

"I told my friend not to cry over spilled milk. I mean come on, just because I spilled boiled milk over her"

"You say you can quit drinking whenever you want... ...but I bet you can't go more than two or three days without water."

"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."

"Mom: Wanna help gift rap? Me: In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playgro-- oh you mean WRAP? Nah homegirl you're on your own."

"News of Whitney Houston's death traveled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though."

"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap? Bar soap."

"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."