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Joke of the Day
"A farmer plants a field of dildos. What does he get? Squatters."
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"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain."
"My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public... I said maybe."
"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
"did you the one about the girl who lost a cucumber I her vagina? two weeks later out popped a pickle"
"A man walks up to a woman ""We're going to have sex tonight"" The man said. ""Why?"" replied the woman. ""Because I'm stronger than you"""
"Arabs have invented a time machine It's called Islam. It takes any civilization back to the 7th century."
"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."
"What was the physicist's favorite football team? The Houston Eulers."
"Does anyone use question marks properly anymore."