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Joke of the Day
"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."
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"Wife - I want you to take off my bra and panties. Me - Done, now what? Wife - Put some clothes on and quit wearing my underwear! Me - ..."
"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"
"Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill? He had misunderstood the doctor when he said ""I do probe Ono."""
"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."
"Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider."
"I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *"
"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"Why does Peter Pan Fly? Because he Neverlands."
"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."