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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."
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"I hate when people say ""Look at me when I'm talking to you."" I mean, c'mon, one inconvenience at a time."
"What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"
"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"
"Friends only its Dogs but instead of claps in the theme song, barks"
"What do you call a kid with no friends (warning offensive) A sandy hook survivor."
"What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day? He always came on time."
"A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up."