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Joke of the Day

"I just bought a treadmill. It was a little pricey, but I think it will be worth it in the long run"

"pretty jealous of bears. they're like, ""well, just ate my entire weight in salmon, now I'm gonna sleep for 6 months. smell ya later, hater"""

"Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa."

"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"

"If I get an email headed ""Dear Friend"", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends"

"So an ogre walks into a club..."

"Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say ""ahhhh"" I asked him why, he said his dog died - Tommy Cooper"

"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"

"When she said ""I think we got way too much pizza."" I knew I Finally had my chance to shine, to be the hero."

"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"