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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo? A snow-blower that doesn't work."

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours."

"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."

"What do the Kardashians and penises have in common? They are both stuck up cunts"

"If you have a dog grooming business and it's not called ""Doggie Style"" then something is wrong with you."

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""

"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."

"A woman just dropped a 10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine."