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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"
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"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""
"What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three"
"What did the painter say to her boyfriend? ""I love you with all my art!"""
"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."
"Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?"
"Me: *crawls in window* Him: What are you doing?! Me: You're my boyfriend now? Him: I'm calling the cops Me: But you retweeted me??"
"What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry? It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR"
"To screw in a light bulb, how many Yodas does it take?"