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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"
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"Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating"
"So I shot my first turkey for thanksgiving today... It scared the hell out of the people in the frozen foods section though."
"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""
"You know what they say: once you go Black... ... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady."
"In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov ""will be ruthlessly hunted down."" He added, ""It's cheaper than paying them"""
"I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. But don't worry. It's safe sex."
"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."
"A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly ""Awww look at the dead birdie."" The blonde stops looks up and says ""Where?"""
"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."