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Joke of the Day

"I still remember my Grandfather's last ever joke... He said to me, before he passed- 'Quick! Get my medicine!' But, I didn't get it :/"

"Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately."

"I give up drinking for good. ... ... ... Now, I drink for evil."

"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."

"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""

"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."

"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"

"What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food? A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!"

"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"