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Joke of the Day

"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."

"Two farts are hanging in the couch. Says one fart to the other: ""Dude, what are you gonna do tomorrow?"" pfffffffffffffffffffffffft"

"My girlfriend thinks she has syphilis.. I keep telling her it's all in her head."

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"

"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."

"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"