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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."
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"I like the sound of you not talking."
"I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good."
"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
"Very proud I've never once screamed ""Woo!"" at anything."
"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."
"What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra? Al dente"
"Did you guys hear about the new porno about the Gorilla? It's called Harambe's Out for Dicks"
"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."