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Joke of the Day

"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."

"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."

"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."

"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"

"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"

"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."

"As the zombies swarm, I ask for one last selfie. By the time they realise their dead flesh won't activate the touch screen, I'm long gone."

"If Taylor Lautner bites you, how much time do you have until you turn gay?"