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Joke of the Day

"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."

"When does a van become a can? when it travels at the speed of light, i.e v=c.."

"No matter how angry you get about something... ... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo."

"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"

"What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"My staircase was getting a lot of buzz, then it blew up It's gone spiral"

"The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses."

"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"

"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"