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Joke of the Day

"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."

"What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos? An Aristotalitarian Regime."

"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"

"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."

"The real difference between jelly and jam. I can't jelly my dick in your butt."

"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."

"Nothing beats a beautiful woman. Except Chris Brown"

"""Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!"" -Vin Diesel eating a purse"

"What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !"

"Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator."