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Joke of the Day
"Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator."
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"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."
"Give a boy a fish, he eats for a day. Give Albert Fish a boy, he eats for a week."
"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"
"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."
"Why can't Hillary Clinton be called a female? Because she deleted the emale."
"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."
"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"
"Can't remember the last time I said Happy Birthday using my actual voice."