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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."

"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."

"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."

"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."

"Someone ran over a deaf, dumb and blind man near me last night. Poor bloke didn't know what had hit him."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"

"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."

"I've got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I've made a packet."

"Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out."

"You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you."