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Joke of the Day

"Someone ran over a deaf, dumb and blind man near me last night. Poor bloke didn't know what had hit him."

"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."

"If I could go back in time and talk to my ten year old self My parents probably would've put a restraining order on me."

"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"

"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"

"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out"

"I hate when I'm trying to do shit and I have a wife"

"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""