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Joke of the Day

"Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out."

"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"

"Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun."

"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."

"What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant"

"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."

"How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!"

"I'll do almost anything to lose weight. But exercising and eating properly is where I draw the line."

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."