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Joke of the Day
"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."
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"Cats are about as useful as a football bat."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH"
"My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said ""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"""
"I had an Epiphany while in the strip club... ... but I don't think that was her real name."
"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke about Muhammad? Terrorists can't take a joke about Muhammad."
"A man walks in his bedroom with a pig... under his arm. He says: ""I fucked this she-swine for 10 years"" His wife, shocked, yells: ""What?"" The man replies: ""Shut up, I was talking to the pig."""
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."
"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"
"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."