119344
Joke of the Day
"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."
Next Joke
"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"
"What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma has a pause and the end of it's clause."
"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."
"Ill tell you what I know about Dwarves Very little"