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Joke of the Day

"What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute? Hi ho, lets go."

"[Checks for abs] Abs : I have a boyfriend"

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."

"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"

"There's no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball."

"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."

"You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?"

"Two lawyers are sitting in a bar... ... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, ""Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?"" and the other lawyer replies, ""Outta what?"""

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."