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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!"

"I got in touch with my inner child and the little shit hung up on me."

"A member of the undead said I was prejudiced against his kind... It's simply not true. I have lots of wight friends."

"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"

"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."

"How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?"

"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."

"Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way."

"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment."