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Joke of the Day

"I once thought about becoming a proctologist... but I can't imagine spending my entire workday dealing with assholes."

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."

"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."

"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."

"Have you guys seen the movie called ""Constipation""? No? That's cuz it hasn't come out yet..."

"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling"

"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."

"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."

"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"