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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys seen the movie called ""Constipation""? No? That's cuz it hasn't come out yet..."
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"What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN!"
"A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience? **The Clap**"
"Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish."
"PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole."
"Which dinosaur walks with a limp? a Myfeetasaur"
"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."
"A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased ""weapons of math instruction"""
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"
"At least my masseuse has my back."