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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys seen the movie called ""Constipation""? No? That's cuz it hasn't come out yet..."
Next Joke
"I asked Rick Astley for a movie... I asked him to borrow some movies. He said ""sure what movies do you want?"" I asked him for the movie 'Up'. He started singing. ""Never gonna give you Up!"""
"This isn't a joke, I'm a Black guy who's in dire need of white jokes.... Give me your best Reddit! ^^^^"
"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Are you kidding me?"" ""That's another way of saying it, I guess, yeah"""
"I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet."
"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"
"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"
"Please pray for me.. Tomorrow I will be going to the hospital, I think there is something wrong with my eyes. Every time I look in my wallet I see nothing."
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator."