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Joke of the Day

"What do Jews and Snorlax have in common? They always lie"

"Why Can't a Nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"I went to an Anti- Abortion rally... Their slogan was ""our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"""

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"

"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""

"Three politicians go to heaven. No, seriously, it could happen."

"FINALS TIP: Create a reward system to help you study. For example, if you spend 1 hour studying, reward yourself with 72 hours of Netflix."

"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"

"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."

"This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :("