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Joke of the Day
"What do Jews and Snorlax have in common? They always lie"
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"Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired. PS. First post here.."
"WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all."
"Let your girlfriend know how much you love her by screeching loudly like a pterodactyl whenever she talks."
"If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"""
"What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath"
"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."
"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"
"What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?"" ""You're fine how am I? """
"Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car"