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Joke of the Day
"What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?"" ""You're fine how am I? """
Next Joke
"""No more self-deprecating tweets,"" I whisper fatly."
"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."
"Waiter: May I take your order? Yes, roll over and play dead! Waiter: It's not that kind of order. Oh. Sorry. I'll have the cheese sticks."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"
"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."
"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""
"""Are you sexually active?"" [Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.] ""Yes."""
"This is your pilot speaking. We'll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane"