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Joke of the Day

"What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath"

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"I hate it when people take drugs... Like US Customs or police officers."
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"After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. Sorry, guys."
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