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Joke of the Day
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"""
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"How do you make a neato burrito? With cool beans."
"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"
"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""
"Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us? Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it"
"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"
"[NSFW] The Fastest Man Alive ""Thank God you're here Premature Ejaculation Man!""Cried the helpless victim. ""I came as fast as I could!"" responded P.E. Man"
"Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet? There are too many Links."
"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."
"Nobody gives a fcuk about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good."