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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a neato burrito? With cool beans."
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"Down in Virginia, the prosecutors brag they could get a grand jury to bring a ham sandwich to trial. In fact, just last week, a banana was actually convicted of murder. It was overturned on appeal."
"In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants."
"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"
"What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !"
"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."
"Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say ""In silence"""
"What do you call a door only used by prostitutes? Ho-dor"
"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."
"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"