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Joke of the Day

"Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us? Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it"

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"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."
"I loved church when i was little, but what i hated was all the standing up, and sitting down and kneeling I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me already."
"My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one."
"The girl in the kitchen is cooking dinner When dinner didn't arrive on the table, they looked in the kitchen. They didn't find anything but Tara-gone."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw a light bulb? Why the hell would my basement even need light?"
"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."
"A chihuahua is just a barking cat."
"I told my doctor I abused drugs last night. Doctor:how? me: I punched my bottle of vicodin"
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