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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet? There are too many Links."
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"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."
"So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip and I forgot to put the lid on."
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."
"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""
"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."
"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
"Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth."
"How many people work in the Lada factory? Two. One to cut and one to glue"