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Joke of the Day
"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."
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"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"
"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!"
"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."
"Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help."
"If someone stands you up and doesn't call, stay positive. They could be dead."
"What kind of peanuts get warts? Planters."