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Joke of the Day
"If someone stands you up and doesn't call, stay positive. They could be dead."
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"harry potter and the prisoner of society"
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"A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument."
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"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."
"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool..."
"69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""