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Joke of the Day

"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."

"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"

"Why does the Mexican man chain his dog away before the mailman comes? Because his panics."

"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."

"They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists."

"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"

"What did the porn star put at the end of their resume? Sexual references."

"What does a two-headed cat say?? Weow!"