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Joke of the Day

"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"

"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."

"I got this Jewish girl's number She rolled her sleeve up"

"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile Which is a pretty big word for a 9 year old"

"I fell sick today when I wore crocs... I am Lacoste intolerant."

"Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper"

"When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot."

"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""