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Joke of the Day

"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."

"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."

"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"

"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."

"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work."

"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr. Dre"

"What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders."

"Always carry $100,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feel like getting a sandwich from an airport."

"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."