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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders."
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"[NO SPOILERS] Did you hear about the stormtrooper who fell asleep at The Force Awakens? He missed everything!"
"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."
"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."
"""What's your name?"" ""Dave Fucking Smith"" ""Do you have Tourette's, Dave?"" ""No, but the vicar at my christening did."""
"Somebody said you sound like an owl"
"I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically."
"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."
"My son sounds like a goat when he cries. He's just a little kid."
"I'd tell a 9/11 joke... But the only two I know always fall flat."