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Joke of the Day

"What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both."

"Keep clam. I'm dyslexic."

"Alcoholism doesn't run in my family. It walks. You spill less beer that way."

"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."

"Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music? Because it's logarythmic."

"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode... ...well sit down and blow your nose up!"

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."

"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."