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Joke of the Day

"What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial? It doesn't matter."

"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."

"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings."

"RIP George Michael I guess this was his 'Last Christmas'. What? Too soon?"

"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"

"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."

"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."

"I may be a bit rusty, but if the world ever needs me to climb into a triangle and shoot asteroids, I'm ready."