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Joke of the Day
"What happens in vegans stays in vegans, unless they eat fiber."
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"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."
"Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again."
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