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Joke of the Day
"Can't be an atheist after getting in a subway car with no a/c because u now know hell is real"
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"Which woman has Jesus as a nephew? The Auntie Christ."
"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
"There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved."
"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."
"Certainty Fewer things in life are certain than death, taxes and if you name your son Chester he will touch children"
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: A seven-legged frog."
"President Lincoln ""I'm going to miss you, President Lincoln,"" said John Wilkes Booth. Booth lied. He didn't."