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Joke of the Day

"Can't be an atheist after getting in a subway car with no a/c because u now know hell is real"

"[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering."

"The cucumbers are taking over my garden and trying to starve all the other vegetables out. It's a war of nutrition."

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?"

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"Why are London buses red? Because they have to come every 10 minutes"

"Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly."

"It's just a matter of time before they add the word ""Syndrome"" after my last name."

"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."