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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a grammar Nazi in 2016? An alt-writer."

"I'm so pale all of my relationships are interracial."

"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."

"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"

"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."

"What is the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls outs"

"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"

"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"I had an artist put a tattoo of an asshole put over my asshole. That way I can say, ""Are you referring to me or my tattoo?"""