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Joke of the Day
"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"
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"Did you hear about the terrorist with a house fetish? I hear he blew his house."
"I'm gaining weight for my role as ""'Before' picture"""
"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had reptile dysfunction."
"I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts. Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0"
"Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice? Just tell me ""enjoy the diarrhea"" and I'll move along."
"Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave. Bladder: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."
"I had to use a rotary phone to try to get concert tickets so don't you tell me Ticket Master online is taking too long"
"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."